Girl-child Education: She arrested her father (2)

Now, what happened to that father that went against this law?

Before we finish that story, I advise you relocate or bear the meaning of being a Nigerian under leaders that suddenly discovered so many pairs of slippers at their disposal. Deciding which to wear for morning tea, wine sampling or cocktail now takes all their time.

Better still, just be patient. The multitudes of confusing elections have begun. That is when you realise our politicians are well-read and obey this particular law to the letter. They will locate you wherever you live to provide you necessary.

Just be sure who you collect necessary from. They are very closely related.

To narrow the margin of confusion, just mark them down by their owner’s names: Ovie’s Party, Lagbaja’s Party, Loko’s Party, and so on. It is important so that you do not collect necessary from same party twice.

Remember, they are well read. Just that they lack ideologies. No big deal. Who needs any other ideology apart from Naira-misappropriation skills?

Now, what happened to that father that went against this law?

My colleague ran around and was told the case would go to court in two days! He was told to advise the man not to say anything in court. “Just accept that you failed to provide necessary,” he told the man.

Court moved to his house

But trust prosecutors in their elements at court. Father was probed, needled, tickled and harangued until he lost it and started shouting, questioning the rationale behind being told how to run his home.

The magistrate promptly sent him to two full weeks in detention. When he came out looking like capital letter ‘I’, the magistrate moved the court to his house.

Yes! Clerk, prosecution and all in the man’s sitting room, where an old half tuber of yam worsened the man’s case as one that was good at failing to provide necessary.

How it ended? You will have to wait. I am still trying to convince this Oga about the memoir.

Meanwhile, whether you want to buy a plot of land, build or rent a house, look out for where a government official lives or is likely to move into. You will be surprised what necessary even a local government councillor can provide.

What is your business if, until the last elections, he was a tout? You want good roads, water and security? They are sure where he lives.

Even the light that spills over his fence into your room through the window can make a lot of difference.

Girl-child education is a necessary.